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This Has Got To Stop [May. 30th, 2008|01:03 am]
Crystal
Too many deaths in too short a period. Why now? Why does it seem that everyone I know is being affected by someone's death, whether family, friends, or pets. Hell, add in celebrities and I'm sure we could come up with an even dozen.

endorphan's mom.
Another friend's mom.
A friend's grandfather.
Our next door neighbor's mother (who was also our next door neighbor).
An old friend of endorphan's and someone I had met several times before.
Our ex-onsite manager's friend.
A friend's cousin.
A friend's brother's grandmother-in-law.
A friend's cat.
Soon, a friend's dog.
Robert Lynn Asprin, one of my favorite authors.
Harvey Korman, a very funny comedian.

I thought I was being funny/sarcastic when I said an even dozen. I didn't even realize.

Shit.

Individually these things are something I can deal with. Right now, it's all too much. I'm just waiting for the next person, the next tragedy. I've only met 4 on the list, but I care about all the people who have been affected. Know that my thoughts and my love are with you all.
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Musings On An Eclipse [Aug. 28th, 2007|03:09 am]
Crystal
Fade Away

Watch as you fade away
Alone in the cold, dark night
Awed by your beauty

Sing to your glory
Peaceful as problems fade away
Anticipation

You've left, but remain
Just a shadow of what was
Beauty won't fade away
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Halloween Plans [Oct. 30th, 2006|07:24 pm]
Crystal
After work on Tuesday I'll be heading straight (heehee) up to the Aurafice to catch icebluenothing's horror story reading...



Come join us!

Then afterwards we'll be hitting the Merc (although I'll only be dressed up as an office worker).
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Tech Question [Aug. 27th, 2006|08:38 pm]
Crystal
How can I check where an IP address is located?

I had an anonymous poster today. I think I know who it is, but I'd like a little confirmation.

EDIT: Okay, just confirmed it was from the area I thought it was from. Thank you!
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On A Lighter Note [Aug. 27th, 2006|03:19 pm]
Crystal
This weekend has been frelling fantastic!

Despite being a bit emotional yesterday I have had a wonderful time with all of the friends who made it out to the Mercury this weekend.

Friday highlights:
Finding a grassy spot of shade at Cal Anderson park with endorphan and icebluenothing.
Bacon! at the 5 Point with the three of us singing along to Tribute by Tenacious D.
Helping saheeb138 with his overheating vehicle (not really a high point, but at least we got to spend some time with him).
Buying cloves.
Having lots of friends we weren't expecting to see show up at the Merc and meeting several new people.

Saturday highlights:
Creating a playlist of songs that make me happy.
Making this new icon of me and my darling.
Showing up at the Merc by myself and running into a few people I knew despite thinking I was going to be sitting by myself until endorphan got off work.
Having plenty of boobies to bury my face in...not to mention having several faces buried in my own cleavage.
Spankings from Atika, turtlegrrl13, bittergourd, cajunsblues, and whoever else decided to take a turn. I was draped over endorphan's lap so I'm not quite sure who was participating. *big grin*
Legs were entwined, kisses were exchanged, backs were scritched, and both boys and girls were cuddled and/or had me draped over their laps.

I'm feeling muuuuuch better now! I love being a hedonist!
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My 30th Birthday [Aug. 26th, 2006|09:30 am]
Crystal
Next weekend I turn 30 and I'm a bit upset about it. The fact I'm turning 30 doesn't bother me (in fact I was LMAO when my dad realized he *must* be old since he will now have a 30-year-old daughter...and that he should try to get in as much SCUBA diving as he can before then). What's been bothering me the past few days is that I can't have a party. I've never had a party and I was looking forward to having a place to do it and friends to do it with.

It seems silly to me, but I've always wanted a party with cake and presents to open and friends around laughing and having a good time.

I own a house with a good backyard for BBQs...but my husband lives there.

I was going to be renting a large condo with a built-in bar and plenty of room for a drunken, debaucherous party...but as it is, this month I am again renting a small room in the condo with the common areas full of baby and packing stuff. My roommates are approved for their new condo and want to move out as soon as possible, but their new condo is new construction and their place won't be done until the *end* of September. They're moving stuff into storage so we can start moving our stuff in, but we're in a major state of transition.

So, no place to have a party.

My birthday is the Sunday of Labor Day weekend which means people have a three day weekend (except, most importantly (to me at least) endorphan who will probably be working all weekend) and most people seem to be traveling or going to Bumbershoot or having other Big Plans.

So, no one with whom I can have a party.

This is why I'm feeling down today and probably off and on for the next week. I just want it over and done with.

Wow, she finally does a cut for her long-assed post! Well, this is where she gets out of her head the reasons why she has never had a birthday party.Collapse )

I just keep hoping...maybe next year.
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Goth Harry Potter [Aug. 22nd, 2006|06:19 am]
Crystal
[mood |gigglygiggly]



Apparently created by someone named ursamajr...I am sooooo amused!
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I've Done Something I Never Thought I'd Have The Courage To Do [Aug. 20th, 2006|11:19 am]
Crystal
Electrical tape.

Four women, including little ol' me, were wearing electrical tape at our table last night...and not a single camera to be found! I probably shouldn't have done it considering I had to take my dress off to do it, but I figured that since I was actually wearing underwear for a change it would be okay. This lovely girl named Jessica was the first one and then Ilsa did it so Jessica wouldn't be the only one (Ilsa's a helper). Then Atika was putting on the red tape paxamillion was kind enough to provide so I figured, "Why not?" Unfortunately, when I put the dress back on to go to the bathroom I put it on inside out...and then I forgot to take off the tape until this morning (I was a leetle bit drunk).

On the other hand, brains were hurt by the following:

Bacon floggers

and

Clown orgasms

And on that note I'm going to go watch It with the household.
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Plans For The Evening [Aug. 19th, 2006|06:12 pm]
Crystal
1. Strangle all of the screaming, screeching, yelling children playing in the swimming pool outside of my window...the ones that have been out there for at least 3 or 4 hours now.

2. Beat all of said children's parents upside the head with a baseball bat in imitation of the migraine I've had all day. The migraine I managed to avoid yesterday with drugs but has returned with a vengeance with the help of those fucking kids.

3. Dress in skimpy clothing and go to a place with loud thumpy music...'cause that'll cause me less pain than the high-pitched drill that goes through my temple every time they scream at the top of their fucking lungs.
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So Hardcore [Aug. 16th, 2006|12:51 am]
Crystal
Awwwww, yeah, baby!!!!!

Sitting in my van in the parking lot...

waiting for the Merc to open...

box wine...

plastic soup cups from QFC...

cigarettes...

glorying in our ghetto-fabulousness.

We got class out the wahzoo!
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